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Joke of the Day
"I don't like snakes, but ""Diarrhea on a Plane"" would be a lot scarier."
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"Due to the impending snowstorm on the east coast The center for Global Warming research will be closed due to blizzard until further notice."
"You sound reasonable. It must be time to up my medication!"
"What do you call a?... What do you call potato who's high? A. A baked potato What do call a wizard who doesn't have enough minions? A. Short staffed Ps. This is my first post, be gentle with me."
"Why does the zoo only have dogs? Because they shot the gorilla"
"A good way to make a car dealer uncomfortable is to say, ""Tell me if you can hear this,"" and then get in the trunk and start screaming."
"[AMA Request] A hipster who admits he/she is a hipster."
"What did the Nazi say to the Cowboy? Reich for the sky!"
"So I told my girlfriend I had a job in a bowling alley She said ""Tenpin?"" I said, ""No, it's a permanent job."" - Tim Vine, King of the one liners."
"How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? None. German light bulbs are quality products."