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Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't Jesus play volleyball? All those spikes hurt his hands"
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"How to not get scolded by your parents if you want GTA V? Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!"
"What kind of bees are sometimes filled with milk? BOO-BEES! (boobies)"
"""How about we go with a gerund, but, like, maybe just half a gerund."" - How ING Bank got its name"
"Why did the man with one hand cross the road? To get to the second hand shop!"
"What's the difference between a 13 year old girl and a cow? No really, what's the difference? I accidentally mixed up all the meat in my freezer."
"If you have ever used one of those Hand Dryers in a bathroom, congratulations...you just did a portion of the Macarena....."
"I guess Donald Trump hates Pre-shredded cheese He wants to make America grate again"
"What do you call a pirate cartoon? An animatee!"
"What's the most immature gaming console? Ninutendo 69"