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Joke of the Day

"What's the most immature gaming console? Ninutendo 69"

"Sorry I'm late, someone showed me an otter video, and then I looked up more otter videos for like half an hour."

"Said she was gonna send a pic of her ""backyard' . Turns out we weren't on the same page"

"I think it's fun that witches chose brooms to fly on, but if I were them, I'd fly on a rifle. This way when you land you have a rifle."

"Jokes for the blind."

"*lowers head *breaks thru 5 tackles *hurdles lineman *runs 100 yards *hamstrung at goal line *dragged back to line of scrimmage -my wedding"

"If mummies are from egypt, then where are daddies from?"

"Home Depot is having their ""ultimate tool event"" in case anyone wants to buy my cousin Tyler."

"Why the turnout at Michael Jackson's funeral? He touched a lot of people."

"Did you hear that Protons have mass?... I didn't even know they were Catholic!"