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Joke of the Day

"I guess Donald Trump hates Pre-shredded cheese He wants to make America grate again"

"I think I'm gonna shave my legs so that there's less wind resistance when I run to the fridge for a beer."

"OC Dr. Who joke what do Dr. Who's enemies do when they get dirty? Dalek themselves clean"

"I'm planning to open a Norwegian/Middle Eastern fast-food restaurant. It's called The Valhallah Snakbar."

"Very Punny! Eric is just Derek without a D"

"Why didn't the Mexican take Xanax? He was barred."

"A woman walks into a bar and says, ""I'll have an entendre, in fact, make it a double"" So he gave it to her."

"Bring back your best yo mama jokes. Yo mama is so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says ""okay!"""

"how is an antivirus similar to porn? You don't have to pay for it."

"I've decided never to buy anything off the Internet again, after getting conned last week. I ordered what was supposed to be the world's largest cardboard box, but the one it came in was bigger."