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Joke of the Day

"Why did the bed spread? Because it saw the pillow slip."

"When I die, I want to die like my Grandpa, in his sleep Not like his passengers, screaming in pain"

"Metapod really loves eating Margarine on his pokefood. Since its butterfree."

"In the case of emergencies, why are women and children evacuated first? So that men can think for a solution in silence."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? The first side smelled bad."

"You think Italians encourage amnesia? Forget about it!"

"We have to break up. What? Why? It's not Staryu... it's Starmie."

"""Ohhhh!! I didn't hear the 'lasting more than four hours' part. I'm sorry I called you at home, doctor."""

"[cashier training, day 1] ""Be sure to comment on everything a customer buys. They love that."""

"What do black coffee and Ginger Baker have in common? They're both terrible without cream."