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Joke of the Day

"Is your ass okay? It has a crack in it."

"If Pingu started a metal band... It would be called Slipnoot"

"My girlfriend was very proud of this one. What does cats and festival attendees have in common? They both love using the toilet right after it's been cleaned."

"What did the seamen say to his friend? It was a long road, but I ended up coming out a head."

"GOOD COP: I hate crime! BAD COP: I lost my gun. BRAD COP: Check out my abs."

"Did you hear about the car with wooden wheels, a wooden engine, and wooden doors? It wooden start"

"I'd like to thank /r/jokes for teaching me so many jokes! I've always hated the sound of laughter..."

"I was about to tell you a bank joke But I lost all interest."

"What do you call the Easter Bunny with fleas? Bugs Bunny"

"Think about the nicest thing anyone's ever said about you. Not really true, right?"