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Joke of the Day
"How was the bird able to pass his math test? He was winging it."
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"2 cats are trying to cross a river... The first cat is named ""One Two Three"", and the second cat is named ""Un Deux Trois"". Only 1 survives, which one? One Two Three, because Un Deux Trois cat sank."
"What did Snoop say Dr. Dre while binge watching their favorite TV show? Are you ready for the next episode?"
"What do British nuclear engineers eat? Fission chips."
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"I like my eggs like the women I like Whites only"