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Joke of the Day

"2 cats are trying to cross a river... The first cat is named ""One Two Three"", and the second cat is named ""Un Deux Trois"". Only 1 survives, which one? One Two Three, because Un Deux Trois cat sank."

"What did Trump say to the women who told him she could give him the worlds best Blow Job. What's in it for me?"

"its macaroni and cheese not macaroni and steve"

"I've never considered myself a social butterfly. More like a social wasp. People run away a lot."

"Facebook likes I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This."

"I have made nothing but horrible decisions ever since I had my wisdom teeth taken out."

"Why don't they have any casinos in South Africa? Because there's too many cheetahs!"

"These poker chips must be stale, they taste horrible."

"What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time? I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!"

"The Economic Breakfast by Roland Marge"