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Joke of the Day

"2 cats are trying to cross a river... The first cat is named ""One Two Three"", and the second cat is named ""Un Deux Trois"". Only 1 survives, which one? One Two Three, because Un Deux Trois cat sank."

"Working at the office the other day and a lady came up to me and asked for a hole punch, didn't know she knew about my signature move."

"Why wasn't toto as excited as dorothy when they traveled the yellow brick road? he missed the rains down in africa"

"Extremely controversial, but here goes... Why can't you try someone for grave digging? Because it was found on the ground."

"Ronda Rousey should change her name... To Sasha Grey, because her ass got wrecked."

"My uncle died after falling out of a helicopter.. ..so at his funeral we got him a wreath in the shape of a parachute. Well, it's what he would have wanted."

"Whenever I shake someone's hand as I meet them and they say ""The pleasure's all mine."" I quickly look to see where their other hand is."

"What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One's a bit heavy, the others a little lighter."

"Which religion breeds terrorism the most? Not Islam"

"What do you call a collection of memes? A memeoir."