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Joke of the Day

"What did Snoop say Dr. Dre while binge watching their favorite TV show? Are you ready for the next episode?"

"[Classroom in 2064] Student: So how did the war start? Teacher: Well you see, Seth Rogen and James Franco made a movie.."

"What's the difference between your mom and an alpaca? One's a hairy beast that spits and the other's native to South America."

"Two big, strong, grey animals are talking to each other... Animal 1: Hey, you realize we have horns on the top of our heads right? Animal 2: Rhino"

"How to prove JokeExplainBot is actually a human?"

"Did you hear about the Jewish doctor who gave a patient six months to live? When the patient couldn't pay the doctor gave him another six months."

"Why did the bee put on a yarmulka He didn't want anyone to think he was a WASP."

"""Daddy, I want to watch Dora."" Sweetie this is Dora. It's the one where she plays an NBA basketball game against the Brooklyn Nets"

"If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way."

"My Father Was An Artist My father was an artist. He had an *amazing* stroke. That's how he died....."