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Joke of the Day
"I like my eggs like the women I like Whites only"
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"What is the difference between the hot girl at work and the one at home? You can assign tasks to the first kind!"
"""LOYO!"" -Yoda"
"Did you hear the headline about midget psychic on the run from the Law? It read, ""Small Medium At Large."""
"My date thinks he's gonna get me drunk, & then get in my pants. The joke is on him, coz my tolerance is sky high & I'm wearing a skirt."
"I hate when I put food in the microwave and it starts making explosive noises so I check and it's still cold. Why you gotta be so childish?"
"Did you hear about the guy who told everyone goodbye and then didn't leave? It was much adieu about nothing."
"I'm so bored with life, I've decided to read the Oxford English Dictionary from start to finish. I'm past caring."
"Our baby's new nickname is Assad... ..because he keeps assaulting us with gas that is definitely in violation of the Chemical Weapons Convention."
"What do canola oil and some abortions have in common? They come from rape seed."