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Joke of the Day
"Science creates airplanes and skyscrapers, Faith brings them together"
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"What's common between Canadians and Belgians? They're mostly really nice people, but they have the French living there too."
"Actually told a girl who's moving to France soon that ""there's lots of French people over there"". It's a wonder how I can even bathe myself."
"If I ever go to prison I will immediately go up to the biggest person and tickle them."
"I Like my Women How I Like my Coffee Hot, wet, and wakes you up in the morning."
"Choosing between Hillary and Trump is like having to fart really bad while sitting between Scarlett Johansson and The Pope. I don't know which way to lean."
"Justin Bieber's birth certificate... was an apology letter from the condom factory."
"I haven't said a single truthful thing on here since I became the King of Sweden."
"Why did Beyonce sing ""to the left, to the left"" ? Because she knew Niggas have no right."
"Pet peeve. Toilets that flush 4 me the moment I stand. I'd like to see the work I've done before it's violently ripped from my view. #life"