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Joke of the Day

"Science creates airplanes and skyscrapers, Faith brings them together"

"Why did Henry VIII have so many wives ? He liked to chop and change !"

"Q.Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A. He was feeling crummy!"

"If you say ""That reminds me of a good story,"" I automatically think ""This story's gonna suck."""

"Manager: Twenty teams in the league and you lot finish bottom ? Captain: Well it could have been worse. Manager: How ? Captain: There could have been more teams in the league !"

"Did you hear about the parrot who lives in a bilingual household? It speaks a pidgin language."

"A Buddhist goes up to a hot dog stand And says ""Make me one with everything."""

"if you run over a bicyclist with an acoustic guitar on his back the cops will pull you over and give you a briefcase with money in it"

"A Pokemon GO player climbed to the summit of mount Everest... ...convinced that he would could catch a rare Pokemon. All he caught was a cold. It stared with a peak achoo."

"What will happen when Pokemon GO Is updated with Johto Pokemon? It will become Pokemon GOld"