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Joke of the Day
"What will happen when Pokemon GO Is updated with Johto Pokemon? It will become Pokemon GOld"
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"What's the difference between a church bell & a politician? A church bell peals from the steeple."
"What is a pirates nightmare date? A girl with a sunken chest and no booty"
"My Buddy Is So Mixed... He doesn't know who his step-dad is."
"Statistics show that for every two people Chuck Norris killed, he impregnated one."
"I once met a guy who had a law fetish. He got off on a technicality."
"A WOMAN: i've only been washing my hair ME: IN THE OFFICE BATHROOM SINK!! ME TOO!! THE WOMAN: once a ME: ONCE I WAKE UP I KNOW SAME ME TOO!!"
"*First Date* Her: Hobbies? *thinks about the 50,000 piece Lego Death Star I'm building* Me: Architecture and Astronomy. Her: Impressive."
"Apples greatest success is convincing the world they need a new phone, to replace the one you aren't making phone calls on, every year."
"""Jimmy, why did you bring your cat to school?"" ""Because my dad said 'When Jimmy leaves for school, that pussy is getting smashed!"" Kind of a lame post, but it's my first on the joke thread :/"