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Joke of the Day
"Why did Henry VIII have so many wives ? He liked to chop and change !"
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"That one. ""that one."" says a booy. ""what do you mean?"" says another boy. ""oh, i was just answering your question."" ""what question?"" ""i already told you."""
"I like my women like I like my coffee... ...black and strong!"
"A local bakery caught fire last night The whole place is toast"
"Wife: Why do you go out in the balcony, when I start singing. Sister : Why do you go out in the balcony, when I start singing. Brother : Because the people would think I am F**king you."
"Me: I know it hurts, but you'll learn to love again. Sheep: I don't know. I can't even look at ewe right now."
"My plumber insists on personally using every toilet he just installed. His mission is to boldly go where no one has gone before. Sorry Gene. We still love you."
"I'm the opposite of a bee keeper. I lose bees all the time. I left a hive on the train today. Just accidentally threw a bee at a nun."
"Bisexual girls are like spaghetti. Straight until wet."
"Hodor joke (Knock knock) Who's there? Hodor. Hodor who? Hodor."