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Joke of the Day
"Late to bed and late to rise . . . Makes a man who will serve french fries."
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"I want to invent a nap time machine, which is a time machine that takes you to times you could've napped and didn't."
"The tongue twister... The wife asks her husband: -Hey, do you know any tongue twisters? -Yes, penis. -Penis? thats not a tongue twisfhndnfasdfnghfgh"
"If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, why isn't anything in the store is free yet?"
"If a tree falls in the woods.. ..and nobody is around to hear it, then I've found the perfect place for Justin Beiber"
"What is the worst time to have a heart attack? During a game of charades"
"I dated Stephen Hawking but had to break it off. He just wasn't a very stand-up guy."
"I'm watching so many cute animals videos I think I'm developing aww-tism."
"*skips away in terror"
"Just started coaching some retarded children in football The passing isn't very good yet, but the dribbling is fantastic."