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Joke of the Day

"Just started coaching some retarded children in football The passing isn't very good yet, but the dribbling is fantastic."

"What do you call a guy with a one inch penis? Justin."

"What's the hardest part about fucking a cripple? Paralyzing her."

"What did the left butt cheek say to the right? If we stick together we can stop this shit."

"Sometimes you have to cook ur own food and jerk off in front of your girl to show her that she can be replaced."

"A man walks into a bar with Harambe Bartender: What can I get you ? Harambe: I'll have a beer. Man: No, he'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice? Man: Yes, justice for Harambe."

"Just wondering what is a funny punchline to: (saw this incomplete joke in southpark) A baptist priest with a huge boner walks into a bar..."

"How do dogs do business? Pro-bono"

"There are 10 types of people in the world... Those who understand the binary numeral system and those who don't"

"A banana went to see the doctor and was like ""doc I don't know what's wrong with me, I'm just not peeling well"""