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Joke of the Day
"Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America ? On their feet !"
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"I'm still on my first marriage, and... Wait, that sounded very negative, as if I don't expect this marriage to last. My current wife hates it when I talk like that."
"Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths."
"I'm gonna date the first guy to come out of this ""Free STD Screenings!"" van. #goodplan"
"I want to go to the afterlife to ask Robin Williams, ""How's it hanging?"" I'm not sorry."
"I'm trans-GPA I'm a 4.0 student living in the body of a 2.0 student"
"What did Cinderella Dolphin where to the ball? Glass flippers!"
"How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, But i dont know how they would get inside of it!"
"phd thesis: the amoumt of property damage depicted in a action movie is directley proportional to its budget"
"My dad recently fell for one of those Nigerian prince scam emails. I feel bad for him but I really needed the money."