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Joke of the Day

"Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths."

"In a primary school... The teacher asks students to draw female reproductive system. A girl in the class puts her head down out of shyness. A boy looks at her and exclaims ""Ma'am she's copying!""."

"What's Michelle Obama's favorite vegetable? Barackoli."

"Hitler and his men are having a meeting. Hitler: We will kill 6 million Jews and 1 clown. Men: Why the clown? Hitler: See! I told you nobody cares about the Jews!"

"The main reason why Harambe the Gorilla was shot It was black"

"[DARK HUMOUR] What do you call a fat baby? Quite a mouthful."

"What do they call the 13th floor in England? The 12th floor."

"So a pirate walks into a bar... The bartender says ""You look so annoyed!"". The pirate points down and says ""Yargh - I have a steering wheel at the end of my penis. It's drivin' me nuts!"""

"Your Honor, I would like to cite the legal precedent of Mothra v Godzilla."

"Did you used to blow bubbles when you were younger? Well, he's back in town lookin' for ya!"