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Joke of the Day

"How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, But i dont know how they would get inside of it!"

"What does a parliamentarian say when they're done masturbating? ""Beating adjourned."""

"""Is your refrigerator running?"" ""My fridge used to run every day, but ever since he started smoking marijuana he just lays on the couch."""

"Cutest joke ever What does a red grape tell a purple grape? Breathe, you idiot! Breathe!!"

"What do you call a delicacy made by stripping the skin off of a Native American and cooking it? A Sioux Flay"

"This is blatant click bait... come on, turn this purple, I know you want to..."

"I wanted to have a blimp of my own But it is so above my reach due to all the inflation!"

"Buddy 1:Hey ever heard of the movie constipation? Buddy 2:No i have not. Buddy 1: that's because it hasn't come out yet."

"Did you hear about Trump's tax plan? Declare that the US has a $900 million loss so we all don't have to pay taxes!"

"The Victoria's Secret models should use their wings to fly to a food source."