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Joke of the Day
"What's Spider-Mans favorite online music app? Spotafly."
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"I want to get back on the merry go round... ...but I'll need a moment of inertia."
"What do you call a Native family reunion? An alcoholics anonymous meeting."
"I hear if you are a woman in a relationship you have a better chance of getting a ring than LeBron does. pow. bam."
"a red ship and a blue ship crashed on an island together the survivors were marooned."
"No matter what amazing things you accomplish or how fantastic you are, a cat will always think it is better than you."
"my car is dead & i saw a dead spider under the hood so like, do i need a new spider? i dont know a lot about how cars work"
"what do you call a girl in Georgia that can outrun her brothers? A Virgin."
"What does the head of the Catholic Church used to buy goods online? Papal"
"What is a dog's favorite thing about living in a house? Roofs."