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Joke of the Day
"What do you find in a church's bathroom? Holy shit."
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"Hostess: Table for one? Me: More like TABLE FOR FUN, AMIRITE? Hostess: ... Me: ... Hostess: ... Me: Yes, one please."
"What do you call a midget hanging around a crime scene? A little suspect"
"Waiting for the bus joke A girl calls her boyfriend: ""Where are you??"" ""I'm waiting for the bus!"" ""Hurry!!!"" ""Ok honey, I'll wait faster!"""
"If I hit a baseball and it rolled under the fence and was eaten by a pig, what would it be called as? An inside the pork home-run."
"Two muffins are in a tin in the oven. One says to the other, ""man it's hot in here."" The other says, ""HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!"""
"When I was young, I grew up in a theme park.. The theme of the park was trailer."
"Do molecular biologists wear designer genes?"
"That IS a banana in my pocket AND I'm happy to see you. Why must society make these two things mutually exclusive??"
"How do you get herpes viral infection of the eye? Looking for love in all the wrong places."