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Joke of the Day
"What do you find in a church's bathroom? Holy shit."
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"What is a euphemism for gay wizard sex? Taking it in the Dumbledore."
"Protestant joke Q: How many Protestants does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they live in eternal darkness."
"Why did the German baker claim on his insurance at Christmas? Because his bread was stollen!!!"
"I like to think that the lead singer of Limp Bizkit sorts out his own affairs before seeing to other peoples... Durst's things First"
"Audltery We used to brand women with the Scarlet Letter (A)...now we celebrate Ashley Madison"
"What kind of fun does a priest have? None."
"How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2 and I have no idea how they got in there!"
"What did the bear say after eating the doctor? I feel M.D. inside."
"I laid here for almost 10 minutes before anyone asked if I was okay after I pretended to get elecrocuted by the copier. Fuck these assholes."