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Joke of the Day
"My insomnia is getting worse. I was wide awake all day at work yesterday."
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"Anne Hathaway always looks like she's unwrapping a gift but she already knows what it is"
"Of course I've slept in the wet spot My ex drooled like a Komodo dragon"
"I have a theory on how to bang large woman It's called the big bang theory"
"What do you get when a Game of Thrones character sets up your photo studio? Stark lighting."
"What did the chill pigeon say? coo. coo."
"Why did the boy eat his homework? His dog died."
"I saw a beefle of buffaloes Really!? is a herd of buffaloes called a beefle? Nah, I was just joking..."
"On Facebook: Them: Look! We're at the beach! Me: Look! I'm in your house!"
"When someone tells me about a book they've read, I pretentiously say, ""Oh, I don't even own a book."""