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Joke of the Day

"Whichever way you cut it, it's always a piece of cake Title"

"PATIENT: I bet medical school was pretty tough DR DOG: yeah I remember one time I did my assignment 4 times bc I ate the first 3 copies lol"

"Ive been married twice... my first wife died of mushroom poisoning and my second wife died of a fractured skull. She didnt like mushrooms."

"What's as big as an elephant but weighs nothing ? An elephant's shadow !"

"Happy Mothers Day We love all you mothers."

"Did you hear Ellen DeGeneres drowned? They found her face down in Rikki Lake"

"There once was ... There once was a fellow named Wes, who tried to make his comments the best, although sometimes he missed, he never expected to get dissed, but some redditors downvoted nonetheless."

"For Mother's Day, I told my teens, I'm going to reenact every detail of each of your births."

"So, I just found out I got some black guys in my family tree... Went to the backyard and found them still hanging there."

"School day Son: I can't go to school today. Father: Why not? Son: I don't feel well Father: Where don't you feel well? Son: In school!"