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Joke of the Day

"There once was ... There once was a fellow named Wes, who tried to make his comments the best, although sometimes he missed, he never expected to get dissed, but some redditors downvoted nonetheless."

"Listen, you should really give your mother a call. She's concerned that ""the haters"" in her Zumba class are organizing and gaining power."

"Why do sneaky rogues prefer to wear leather? Because it's made of hide."

"Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of dirt? A: The bucket."

"A senior policeman in China has been suspended from his job after being caught masturbating and smoking joints in his office. No name was given but he was a high wanking officer."

"How do you tell jokes? Repost :("

"If an indoor shooting range is burning, what does one scream to inform them?"

"I have a tattoo of a tiger shirt underneath my tiger shirt so when I take off my tiger shirt BOOM tiger shirt"

"Vibrato: Used by fretless players to hide the fact that they are on the wrong pitch."

"My PhD candidate brother told me he is getting hooded in a few weeks. What a dumb ass- you can't undo a circumcision . . . . Woke up with this joke inside my head- original?"