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Joke of the Day

"Before Google, there was memory."

"Going to start a band called The Subtweets. All songs will contain cryptic lyrics that incite paranoia in the crowd."

"Do you know what Mexicans think about Trump's wall? Who cares, they'll get over it.."

"Satan had a busy Christmas... He got a lot of letters from dyslexia kids"

"A humorous joke to say on January 1st, ""I haven't had sex since LAST year!"" When really it's only been 21 years, 3 months and 18 days."

"Did you hear about the paranoid dyslexic? He thought he was following someone."

"If you fall down in public the best thing to do is stay down, use your fingernails to dig your way to another country then start a new life."

"I walked into a room full of men and they couldn't stop staring at me. Oh...wrong toilets."

"Irony It's ironic how upset people get over people incorrectly using the word 'ironic'."

"What's the difference between origami and a grandpa passing wind? One is the art of the fold, the other, the fart of the old."