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Joke of the Day

"If you fall down in public the best thing to do is stay down, use your fingernails to dig your way to another country then start a new life."

"Finding girls is like playing blackjack. I always try to go for 21 but end up hitting on 14."

"A Canadian walks into a bar has a drink, pays his tab, and leaves."

"My girlfriend wanted me to make her feel like she's the only girl in the world. So I signed her up for Electrical Engineering."

"I was gonna say a gay joke Butt fuck it."

"How are dildos and tofu alike? They're both meat substitutes."

"[nsfw] Studies show that nine out of ten people enjoy gang rape."

"Did you hear about the guy with 5 dicks? ...his pants fit like a glove."

"Sorry I'm late, there was a dad yelling at his teenage son for buying $90 jeans and I had to hear every word of it."

"I had sex in French class once. She was on *la verge* of cumming."