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Joke of the Day
"Do you know what Mexicans think about Trump's wall? Who cares, they'll get over it.."
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"Just had to gently break it to all these girls in Starbucks that they are not Zooey Deschanel."
"Hit snooze until the panic sets in."
"Mariah Carey sounded horrible the other day. It was like a cannon went off in her throat."
"Why doesn't Justin Bieber shop at Sport's Authority? Because he likes Dicks."
"Make sure to stand in the middle of group photos. It will be harder to crop you out later."
"What did one orphan say to the other? ""Robin, get the bat mobile."""
"Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive"
"Why do Jewish bachelors like latina women? Because they like to fool around with Chicsas before they marry. (A shiksa is a gentile woman)"
"If four out of five people suffer from radiation poisoning... Does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?"