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Joke of the Day

"Satan had a busy Christmas... He got a lot of letters from dyslexia kids"

"Any fountain can be a Fountain of Youth if filled with champagne and you've had 5 glasses."

"My love for you is like a fart. Everything about it is powered by my heart."

"Hub: What's this? Me: A divorce jar. Every time we fight you put a dollar in & I'm a little closer to freedom. Hub: *puts $100 in* Me:..."

"I tried to go to the brothel today but there was a sign on the door It said ""Beat it, we're closed."""

"I'm so introverted I won't even talk to myself."

"The laminator is a device that sounds a lot more dangerous to baby sheep than it actually is."

"There are 3 types of people in the world Those who can count and can't count"

"What did the Texas sheriff say about the black guy who was shot 15 times? ""Worse case of suicide I ever saw."""

"""Dad. Dad. DAD! Please just come home. You promised us you'd stop after Volume 46."" - Creator of NOW! That's What I Call Music's children"