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Joke of the Day

"Why do humans mainly use the decimal number system? It's just what we tend to do"

"Jason Russel's been caught masturbating in public? Well, I guess it was Kony a matter of time before he fucked up."

"One-One was a race horse, Two-Two was one too One-One won one race and Two-Two's leg was broken and he had to get euthanized."

"Cop said that it's illegal for me to have flashing lights & siren on my car. I looked at his car and said are you going to arrest yourself?"

"Have you heard about the new pirate movie? All the producers have Hook Noses #racistdadjoke"

"#rubbishjokes What's black and white and makes a lot of noise? A panda with a set of drums."

"My mother would give you 11 dollars for a dog turd if you told her it normally costs 15."

"Did you hear about the witch who did a four year course in ugliness? She finished it in two."

"What did the spider say when he broke his new web ? Darn it !"

"Frogs always look like they just found out there's no free Wi-Fi."