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Joke of the Day
"So why is the latest Windows OS called 10? Because *Windows 7 8 9!*"
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"At a recent meeting at the Vatican the pope joked ""I've never seen so many priests in one room"" I guess he's never been to a kids party then"
"Why do teenage girls not like filing papers? They just don't believe in labels."
"Idea! Tiny headphones for pigeons who are self-conscious about their head bopping & want to make it look like they're listening to music."
"I need to polish up on my flirting skills... Hej kochanie, chcesz niektore pieprzy?"
"The courier delivered only half of my grizzly outfit today... So I choked him with my bear hands."
"Helpful hint: You can park wherever you want if you put your hazard lights on and take your tire off."
"if women think they arent meant to cook why do they have milk and eggs inside them?"
"5 Jewish ladies sitting at the table in the restaurant... ...waiter comes by few minutes after the food was delivered to the table and asks: -Ladies, is ANYTHING ok?"
"What's the definition of gross? Two vampires fighting over a used tampon"