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Joke of the Day

"A magician begins pulling scarf after scarf after scarf out of his front tuxedo pocket until Steven Tyler slowly fades away from all photos."

"Mr Bean bought a cow Do U Know Why Mr.BEAN Bought A Brown Cow??? 2 Get Chocolate Milk!!"

"If she high-five you after sex...marry her on the spot."

"I once went to an open air Queen concert. There was a terrible electrical storm during the performance. Thunderbolts and lightning. Very, very frightening."

"Trumps wives were immigrants Proving again that they'll do jobs Americans won't"

"I hit 2k followers. Now that I've gathered you all here, I'd like to discuss the benefits of Amway"

"If a shark attacks you, DO NOT punch him in the nose. Be the bigger person and just ignore him."

"Q: There is a frog driving east and a trombonist walking west. What can be surmised from this? A: The frog's probably on its way to a gig."

"Baby I'm no weather man but you can expect a few inches tonight "

"What do DNA and Diarrhea have in common? They both run in your jeans (genes)"