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Joke of the Day
"Why did the 3d modeler need back surgery? He injured his spline!"
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"Why are none talking in the ladies sauna? They are sitting on their lips!"
"Why don't black people dream? The last one who had a dream got shot."
"my friend put me in charge of picking up the wedding cake today LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL RIP CAKE"
"""My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met."""
"My trainer suggested I get a tennis ball to message my back. I got it, but it just sits there. How do you make it go?"
"Me: I like how you dyed all the meat green for St. Patrick's Day. Chipotle manager: It's St. Patrick's Day?"
"What is a ghost's favorite type of porn? Boo-kakke."
"Why didn't Hitler drink tequila? Because it made him mean."
"Watching Whitney Houston's funeral Was like watching every Tyler Perry movie at once"