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Joke of the Day
"Which UK party will the sleeping pigs be voting for in May? The Lay-Boar Party."
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"[oc] I just bought a new computer. It is Made in Jamaica. Runs really fast, but doesn't do anything useful."
"Your water broke? Do I look like an idiot? You can't ""break"" water...get back to work."
"What's a Norwegian's favourite car? A Fjord Fjesta"
"I love you guys with all my ass. I would say heart, but my ass is bigger."
"My girlfriend goes on a bike trip every 28 days. She calls it her monthly cycle."
"Who has a long nose wears a mask and sits tall in the saddle? The Lone Aardvark!"
"What's the Best thing about Duct Tape? It turns Noooo! Noooo! Noooo!......to..... Mmmmm, Mmmmm, Mmmmm."
"What's the difference between a trump supporter and a newly adopted Siberian husky? The dog has the mental fortitude to realize he's just gotten owned by a Russian."
"How do you defend your breath mints? Tic-Tactically."