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Joke of the Day
"What's a panda's favorite kitchen dish? A pan....duh"
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"What do you call it when you sit on a high chair to see if you want to buy it? A stool sample."
"My boss told me that I have to stop masturbating at work. I didn't think my patients minded."
"I gave my friend 10 puns, hoping at least some would make him laugh. Sadly, no pun in ten did."
"Lady came to front door & asked if I'd donate to new pool they're building for kids. I told her to hang on & came back with a glass of water"
"What did Jay-Z call Knowles before getting married? his biancee"
"How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They rearranged the furniture."
"I know a guy who doesn't love Raymond."
"Where do sick boats go? The dock!"
"Foreign Aid: The transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries."