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Joke of the Day

"Foreign Aid: The transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries."

"I get a new phone every year just so my friends don't think I'm lying when I tell them I've lost their number Avoidance is expensive"

"What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? ""You are too young to smoke."""

"Interviewer: may we contact your previous employers? [cut to the giant grave in the desert where I buried them all] Me: lol you could try"

"wife: how is it outside? me: windy. almost blew one kids hat off and some guy's trying to figure out how to get his smart car out of a tree"

"Good steak jokes are rare They are a rare medium well-done"

"What is black and white and black and white and black and white? A nun falling down stairs"

"I'm upset b/c 2011 marks yet another year my birthday will not fall on Friday the 13th. I guess that's what I get for being born on May 3rd."

"Here's another pizza delivery joke Actually, you'll get it in 30-45 minutes."

"Some people say Ketamine is just for animals... They need to get off their high horses."