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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when you sit on a high chair to see if you want to buy it? A stool sample."
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"God: Basically u just chill. Cow: Nice. God: I mean, at first. Cow: ...then? God: Then people murder u to eat ur insides & wear u as a coat."
"The Eagles see a surge in sales .. .. amid the social medias resounding catch phrase, ""Who the fuck is Glen Fry ??"""
"Feeling pretty good about myself today so I'm going to go meet up with an ex-girlfriend to bring me back down to normal"
"Jokes about unemployed people aren't funny they just don't work."
"A bumblebee, a spelling bee and a vitamin B got in a fight The vitamin B1"
"Why do people keep building so many new mausoleums? Because people are dying to get in."
"I just slipped on a banana skin. I look ridiculous in it."
"What do you call an emotionally unstable animal who lives in alaska and vacations in antarctica? A BIPOLAR BEAR"
"Told my wife I was taking her on a date to the cheesecake factory and she thought I meant some restaurant"