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"Jokes about PMT are like GMT. There's no physical line but there's signs that let you know when you've crossed it."

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"[hospital] SON: I came as soon as I heard. What happened? DAD: The oying hit me SON: What's an oying? DAD: You are, kiddo *dies*"
"What is the definition of 'making love'? Something a woman does while a guy is f***ing her."
"Where does sans live? Sans francisco"
"Where do epileptics get pizza? Little Seizures."
"What is someone who just got left at the alters least favorite fruit? Cantaloupe"
"A man and a woman are sitting next to each other... The woman says ""If you were my husband, I'd poison your coffee."" The man says ""If you were my wife, I'd drink it."""
"Do you like dragons? I'll be dragon deez nuts across ya head shortly."
"Waiter waiter! There's a wasp in my dessert. So that's where they go to in the winter."
"It must be cold today Because I just saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets"
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