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Joke of the Day

"What is the definition of 'making love'? Something a woman does while a guy is f***ing her."

"How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? That's not funny."

"I'm not sure who told bald guys they were required to have goatees, but they all fell for it."

"Procrastination is just like Masturbation It's fun while you're doing it until you realize all you did was fuck yourself."

"I read a Braille spy novel today that made me extremely paranoid... It was like something just didn't feel right."

"Hey dude, want some sodium hypobromite? NaBrO, I'm good."

"Do you know what a will is? C'mon! It's a dead giveaway."

"What spell does a Hogwarts student use when they pregnant? fetus deletus!"

"I can't believe I got arrested, just for indulging in a bit of horseplay. Although the prosecutor is calling it 'bestiality'."

"Come to the light side [Original source (in Russian)](http://peggy-s.livejournal.com/318323.html) - Come to the light side, we have marshmallows - I want cookies - Cookies are on the dark side"