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Joke of the Day
"Where do epileptics get pizza? Little Seizures."
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"I would describe most of my social interactions at parties as ""when you turn on the kitchen faucet and the water hits a spoon in the sink"""
"My dad's never been proud of me The other day he asked how old I was, I said ""twenty-one"". ""When I was your age I was twenty-two"" he replied."
"Can me and you go out sometime? ""No, your grammar is too poor"" Ok wow, my gramma broke af, but what that got to do with us?"
"What do you call Vladimir Putin after an ultimate fighting championship? Vloody Putin"
"Brazil - Germany Football Game Ok, I see Germany scored a touchdown and point after, but how the heck did Brazil get 1 point?"
"H: I don't understand what goes on in your head. Me: If you prefer, I can quit twitter and just tell you all of this. H: No, we're good."
"I've just found that my Wii remote doesn't work if you take it out of the sync region. Much like my wife."
"your mom is so fat that.. The whole U.S nation started this ""ur moms so fat"" joke exclusively because of her"
"I accidentally dripped some mustard on my newborn daughter's forehead and long story short a nurse just walked in and saw me lick the baby."