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Joke of the Day

"Where do epileptics get pizza? Little Seizures."

"Enough with the gay jokes Come on guys"

"I don't think this girl on Facebook will ""survive"" the 2nd day of her diet.. I'll keep you posted."

"My 7yo gave up a simple joke thats good enough 2 laugh at. Why did the chewing gum cross the road? Cause it was stuck on the chicken's foot!"

"What falls first an apple or a black man? An apple because the balackman hangs."

"What has a hazelnut in every bite? SQUIRREL SHIT!"

"""Parodies"" or homages or whatever the fuck they are of the ""Got milk?"" ads are worse than AIDS + 9/11 + a 3rd thing you personally hate."

"Why don't vampires like steak? Because it's bad for their heart."

"A guy walks into a bar and sees a sign that reads... Sandwich: $5.00 Handjob: $10.00 Repost a joke the next day: 1500 up votes Now, please, wash your hands and make me a sandwich."

"What do you call two Jews walking into a bar? It's called a business proposition. What do you call two black guys walking in to a bar? It's called a robbery"