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Joke of the Day
"Waiter waiter! There's a wasp in my dessert. So that's where they go to in the winter."
Next Joke
"A guy is fingering his girlfriend... ...after a while, she starts to shift uncomfortably and says ""would you mind taking your ring off, please?"" The guy responds: ""what ring? That's my wristwatch!"""
"Why do melons insist on having big weddings? Because they just cantaloupe."
"Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter? Because the shelter was non prophet."
"Which nut is the angriest? The pistachio."
"What's the hardest thing about rollerblading? Telling your parents you're gay."
"It takes many nails to build a crib... ...but only one screw to fill it."
"I had a racist incident in my kitchen today.... The black bean soup started dissing the white cream sauce, I finally told them both to simmer down."
"What did the Muslim train conductor say to the passengers as they were getting on? Allah-board"
"epileptic with a sword What do you get when an epileptic person fights an iceberg with a sword? Seizure Salad"