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Joke of the Day

"A man and a woman are sitting next to each other... The woman says ""If you were my husband, I'd poison your coffee."" The man says ""If you were my wife, I'd drink it."""

"#WorstChristmasGiftEver Soap On A Rope from Jerry Sandusky"

"What happens when a male prostitute trains another male prostitute? He takes him under his wang."

"Is your name Summer? Coz you're HOT!"

"What happens when you are banned on a muslim server? you are turbanned"

"What's worse than being told by your doctor that you have gonorrhea? Being told by your dentist"

"You'd think by now the Food Network would have late night adult shows with roast beef, cream pies and salad tossing."

"What does a philosopher put his/her food on? A contemplate"

"What happened when the computer fell on the floor? It slipped a disk."

"In a survey of American women when asked ""Would you sleep with President Clinton?"" 86% replied ""Not again"""