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Joke of the Day

"what gets wet when it dries?? a towel"

"""MEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH THE GREEKS & MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"" ""Sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"" ""Oh rad bring it in"""

"What is a dank memers favorite letter? A"

"Why does Game of Thrones always kill off its main characters? For the good of the watch."

"Did you hear about the redditor who had a girlfriend?"

"I told my parents that I wanted to be a comedian for a living and they laughed at me I guess I'm off to a good start"

"What is the difference between a drug pusher and a prostitute? A prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again."

"Not sure video Instagram is a good idea. I've never looked at a picture of someone's dinner and thought, ""If only I could hear this."""

"twitter is obviously Japanese, it wants us to hate whales as much as it does"

"Yes officer, I did hit a pedestrian, but instead of dwelling on that why not focus on how many I've missed?"