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Joke of the Day
"twitter is obviously Japanese, it wants us to hate whales as much as it does"
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"I've just been fired from my job at the clock-making factory... ...must have been all those extra hours I've been putting in."
"I have a job for you planting tulips.... ON DIS DICK!"
"A cubical is a great place to reflect on all the bad decisions you've made in your life"
"confucius say man who run in front of car get tired man who run behind car get exhausted"
"What did the suicide bomber ask his son? ""What do you want to be when you blow up?"""
"A man walks onto a plane... ... He has a dead rabbit under each arm. The stuardess turns: ""I'm sorry, sir. You're only allowed one item of carrion"""
"A Rabbit's foot is considered good luck! A Camel's toe should be considered really good luck!!"
"What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time? I'm Thor"
"how do you get a dog to stop licking his balls?, pick it up and suck its dick."