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Joke of the Day
"What kind of chocolate swims in the ocean? scubGodivas."
Next Joke
"I hate when people put the beginning of the joke a second time"
"What are your favorite jokes for the Holidays? For those of us that struggle with our family perhaps this will help break the ice."
"I'm not a quitter. ""Lights cigarette"""
"Why don't Jewish cannibals like eating Germans? They give them gas."
"What do you call an environmental bicyclist? A recyclist."
"I've been trying to eat healthier so I ate a vegetarian."
"Saw a squirrel get hit by a car earlier.Felt kinda bad,but I don't think the squirrel gave a shit that the Smart Car was totaled."
"Your so poor I stepped in your house and stepped on a cigarette and your mom said ""Who turned of the lights""."
"Hipster Jokes How does the hipster have an orgasm? ""I came like so long ago"" Why do hipsters hate rivers? They are too mainstream How much weed does a hipster usually smoke? An Instagram"