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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the redditor who had a girlfriend?"

"A Limbo Champion Walks Into a Bar. He loses his title."

"How did Donald Trump earn his millions? He started with his dad's billions."

"A lawyer with insomnia consulted her doctor. ""Which side is it best to lie on?"" she asked. ""The side that pays your fee"" replied the doctor."

"I can't believe I gave him my whole heart and he just shit on it like it was nothing, I hate mennnnever mind, he texted back. False alarm."

"""And why did you join our gym?"" to stay healthy a friend recommended it I've seen myself naked"

"Why do scuba divers always jump backwards off the boat? If they jumped forwards, they would still be on the boat! Sorry."

"I asked my wife, ""Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"" She said, ""Somewhere I have never been!"" I told her, ""How about the kitchen?"""

"Yeah, sure, I use made-up words sometimes. Does that make you [Lowers shades] Discomfortable?"

"Never met a teenager driving a luxury car that I didn't hate."