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Joke of the Day

"Not sure video Instagram is a good idea. I've never looked at a picture of someone's dinner and thought, ""If only I could hear this."""

"Little Steve runs to his mom ""Mommy mommy, other boys at school are calling me gay all the time"" Mom: ""Why don't you try calling them names too?"" Steve: ""I can't, they're so beautiful"""

"Dear God, thank you for not giving spiders wings."

"Why was the ladybird kicked out of the forest? Because she was a litter bug."

"What do you call Halloween for feminists? Triggertreat"

"What did Redditor Jesus say to Lazarus? I see your dead body and raise you back to life (NSFL)"

"good artists copy ,, great artists steal i say to myself as i shove several marley and me dvds into my pants. im a dog lover wat can i say"

"This joke's offensive to the blind and deaf. But how would they know?"

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"Things I've learned as a mom: Kiss boo boo's. Say I love you a lot. Snuggle when they ask. Do laundry daily. Hide the good snacks."