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Joke of the Day
"Obviously chocolate was created for women It's called HERshey, not HISshey"
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"Parachute joke if your parachute doesn't deploy, you have the rest of your life to fix it!"
"Probably just one for the Irish but who knows.. What's the difference between an apple and an orange? You can't get an apple bastard."
"What an Idea..!!! My laboratory assistant has invented a device that allows you to steal other people's ideas and then permanently delete them from the subject's memory. Why didn't I think of that?"
"Hotel room bathrooms really overestimate how much I want to see my own naked body."
"What do you call a Bacon Lettuce Tomato sandwich at a gay pride parade? An LGBLT"
"Some jokes on Mexicans can be funny, but a lot of the times they cross the border. ^^^^^OC ^^^^^but ^^^^^rephrased"
"When it comes to distinguishing male genitalia from female genitalia... There's a Vas Deferens."
"What costs you more the less you spend on it? A divorce lawyer."
"its a good thing we swallow 8 spiders a year bc if it werent for those spiders, we'd be swalowing hundreds of flies and smaller insects"