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Joke of the Day
"When it comes to distinguishing male genitalia from female genitalia... There's a Vas Deferens."
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"A priest, a rabbi, and a pastor walked into a bar. And the bartender said, ""What is this, some kinda joke?"""
"If The Beatles were from Hawaii... What would they have called their song, ""Hello Goodbye?"""
"Worrying that ghosts watch you use the toilet is a pretty legitimate concern."
"Q: Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? A: Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom! #HappyBirthdayBob"
"I quit my job today!! The money from that Nigerian king arrives tomorrow, I'm so excited."
"The only thing worse than having a small penis... Is having small arms."
"An American and a Muslim are at a bar. Who got there first? The drone."
"*tries to turn on TV* TV: I have a boyfriend"
"You'll never believe how much this girl paid me to have sex with her...... One vagina."