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Joke of the Day
"When it comes to distinguishing male genitalia from female genitalia... There's a Vas Deferens."
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"Relationship status: I get the remote to myself!"
"Next time a stranger talks to me when I'm alone, I will look at them shocked and whisper ""You can see me?"".."
"Judge: You're sentenced to death. You'll be hung. Wife from the back: HE'S ALREADY HUNG. Me: Your Honor uncuff me so I can high five my wife"
"I took my orchestra onto a train one day The conductor was rubbish"
"If time-outs have tought me anything, It's that doing something wrong gets you time for peace,quiet,and solidarity. In a place called jail."
"Why doesn't Ebola harm fruit? Because if it affected an Apple it'd be called I-Bola."
"What did Hitler say from heaven when the Russians took over Auschwitz Stop it that's Mein Kampf!"
"TERRORISM ALERT!!! I'm gonna blow up the comments section"
"Plot twist: two birds kill YOU with one stone."