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Joke of the Day
"Me: do you like bad boys? Her: no Me: are you sure? Her: [covers her dog's ears] okay yes"
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"So I broke my mom's tailbone during childbirth. And I've been a pain in her ass ever since."
"CNN: The boy who cried Breaking News."
"Q: What do a telephone and a dog have in common? A: They both have collar ID."
"What do colors say when they laugh? Huehuehuehuehuehuehuehue"
"What do you call a supernatural goose riding a bike seeking vengeance? Goose Rider"
"""Dad Is that a killer whale?"" ""No son thats an orca"" ""Oh. Well what's a killer whale?"" ""U see that whale that's covered n tats & smokin weed"
"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... http://instantrimshot.com/"
"I recently gave up smoking. I'm really Indiana Jonesin' for a smoke."
"My thesis on Orbital Flatulence took seven years of hard work... Well, that's what I tell everyone. I was really just farting around."