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Joke of the Day

"Baby momma drama doesn't exist in the middle east.... Baby Bomba drama however"

"My cats always look at me like I should have planned something for us to do."

"Q. Why does Rilla get mad when he's in a race? A. Because all his friends shout ""GO-RILLA!"""

"You're so fat and unfunny... that the only punchlines you have are stained on your shirt."

"I used to feel like boy trapped in a woman's body But then I was born"

"What's a bulimiac's favourite porno? Deep throat"

"What is the difference between a dealer and a hooker? A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again!"

"I'm really worried Justin Timberlake is going to have me naked by the end of this song."

"Why was the tomato blushing? Answer: ...Because it saw the salad dressing!"

"I like my coffee how I like my women Imported from poor South American countries."