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Joke of the Day
"CNN: The boy who cried Breaking News."
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"When it comes to discipline, I think I lack concentration camp."
"I had to file a sexual harassment claim against a squirrel in the park yesterday... ...he wouldn't stop trying to grab my nut sack."
"These notebooks need to move on with their lives. Yeah ""College Ruled"", get over it. You're in the real world now."
"Pick Up Chinese Girl I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, ""Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"" I said, ""Wow!"" Then her friend said, ""She means 666-3629"
"My Username"
"How did ISIS do on their French exam? They bombed it..."
"""You should leave your wife..."" The secret note I leave on my husband's windshield every morning..."
"welcome to denny's. don't eat that brown stuff. that's tables"
"Count Chocula is undead to me."